Archive for the ‘Rant’ Category

I’m Middle Eastern

February 25, 2010

Yeah, it’s true. As a matter of fact, so are you (that rhymed). I’m sure people will be offended by this post, because every time I talk about Christianity someone gets offended. Unfortunately for everyone else it’s 6:30 in the morning, I’m awake, and I’m not in a good mood. It’s a mix between the fact that somebody is awake and thought it would be acceptable to call my house and 6:15 and the lingering hatred for an entire half (quarter?) of my family. Enough with the intro, here we go.

According to the bible (people are already offended) the beginning of man and the majority of the bible took place in the middle east. So we would all be descendants  of Adam and his rib Eve. Don’t ask me why I’m white and Tiger Woods is black because I didn’t write it, but for humors sake go along with me.

I think that was sort of an intro too, but we’ll call it a prelude or perhaps a backstory. Now we move to modern day and take a look at your average, God fearing (Leviticus 25:17-“Thou shalt fear thy God: for I am the LORD your God.”), white, redneck. Now you’re saying “Why does it have to be a christian redneck every time? Can’t you make fun of someone else?”. No, this is really just a big joke, but it has some research behind it.

Anyways, so we take your average bigot, let’s name him Adolf, and trace is lineage back 6000 years (the beginning of time). Despite his hatred for the terrorist of the middle east and the black guy that lives up the street, they all come from the same person. You could argue that everyone comes from Noah and his wife because at one point they were the only people living. However, they did come from Adam and Eve so I guess that’s where Adolf came from too.

I guess there isn’t really a punchline to the joke, but at 6 in the morning the irony of the shotgun shooting redneck coming from the middle east made me laugh. Since I’ve only managed one bible verse in this entire thing here’s two more ( plus the first one).

Leviticus 25:17-“Thou shalt fear thy God: for I am the LORD your God.
1 John 4:8 “God is Love.”
1 John 4:18 “There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.”

I Knew That Song Before You

December 7, 2009

I have too much to rant about, so I’m gonna condense it. The majority of it is the ridiculous groups and pages on Facebook. I want to explain what pages and groups are for before I get into this.

Groups were made so that multiple people could be updated about a certain topic all at once. There is no need for groups like ” Join if your name has an A, L, M R, or X in it”. Why would you ever need to join that group? What information would you be presented after joining?  Why would anyone (Kaylie!) ever join something like this? There should be a screening process to approve and deny useless groups.

Pages…ugh. Pages were made so people could be fans of things consumer products, actors, musicians, artists, etc. Now there is a page for absolutely every action done in life. Counting floor tiles, walking, breathing, watching rain drops go across windshields, Seeing some no name actor shirtless, and the list goes on forever. To make it even worse, there are fan pages for things like “I knew that song before you”, how can you be a fan of that?

I knew that song before you, what a dumb concept. Every single person that I have as a friend, that has joined that group should not be on there. They are all Top 40 craving, Nickelback supporters. I use the term “support” very loosely, not financially supporting the band, or helping promote them, but more of stealing their music off of limewire. That’s sort of like supporting the band. Anyway, back to the lecture at hand (Snoop Dogg fans?) You do not need to be a fan of every single life action and thought. Everyone knows that you enjoy not being on fire, so why are you a fan of it?

Like I said earlier, there should be a screening process for things like that. Some would argue “Facebook shouldn’t have rules like that, we deserve our freedom”. That’s what Myspace said, how many of you still use that? The reason for the being, freedom. Myspace let the users cover their page in GlitterGraphics, App Ads, Broken HTML, and god knows what else. In a similar fashion, my news feed is covered in 36 people becoming a fan of Slaves, because racism is so cool.

It Is What It Is, Isn’t It?

November 5, 2009

This is going to be a short little rant because I’m watching UFC and I want to get back to it. I really hate when people say things that don’t even mean anything.When people say things like “It is what it is” or “What happens, happens” or “Just do what you’re gonna do”.  It’s like the Lipsum on the layout templates on Microsoft Works.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Cras lobortis cursus tellus non condimentum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pellentesque eget congue neque. Nunc molestie consequat ultrices. Curabitur sed diam id libero ornare consectetur. Sed et est id urna ultrices hendrerit vitae ac velit. Cras pretium sodales tincidunt. Duis neque est, volutpat ut elementum sollicitudin, lobortis id dui. Fusce venenatis convallis enim. Donec quis laoreet leo. 

 

How sad is it that I came from a school that still uses Microsoft Works? Microsoft Works is an oxymoron in itself. Oh well, AHS wasn’t all that bad. This rant wasn’t meant to be about Microsoft though…

 

Heard From Wal-Mart?

October 31, 2009

I swear to God if another person asks me that, I am going to kill myself. If you don’t know the situation I’l explain it quickly. I am awaiting a job from Wal Mart. They said they would hire me, but they haven’t yet. So now every time I talk to someone I hear “did you hear from Wal Mart?”. My mom, dad, step mom, step dad, grandma, grandapa, aunt, uncle, and ex girlfriend have all asked me this week. How’s this, I’ll tell you when I hear from them. Sound good?

I think I’m a little on edge this week, at least more than usual. Every time I need to talk to someone, they are gone. I need to talk to Peter Skoro at my school, he is supposed to help me pick my classes. We have made two appointments that he hasn’t showed up for, and he has yet to be in his office when I went  there. I need to talk to my landlord about my internet being out for over  a week now, but he hasn’t been in his office at all this week. I need to talk to Candace at Wal Mart, but she has been gone all week too. I swear to God this is a joke.

I’ve got nothing else, Happy Halloween.

Who’s All Time Low?

October 20, 2009

I had to argue with somebody who said All Time Low was punk and The Casualties are screamo. I’m too upset to write an entry today.